Spelling and Spells

For the record, Tara and her editor friend (of whom she frequently goes from hating to loving and so forth) can not for the life of them spell. For example, Ebony the main character (who is frequently spelled Enoby) keeps a steak with her in case she wants to off herself. Is it deadly because it's not kosher? It is too well done to be of any other use? Is it going to be used to ice whatever wounds she has inflicted upon herself in the current chapter? Also, for the record. Any idiot who thinks the word Crookshanks is a spell, go die in a hole. A true fan of Harry Potter knows that it is Hermione's cat's name. So personally I question whether this Tara is a true fan or not. But it is sinfully wonderful to read!!!